I had a typical lesson with Tammy yesterday. (Actually, the word "typical" is rather misleading since a lesson with Tammy is never, ever "typical." What I mean to say is, it was typical for Tammy.) She was talking to me about Orlofsky and she randomly screams the F-word just as the Chair of the Department walks by her studio. lolz
So we were working on my "big aria" and I was doing these portamenti (sliding between two notes) to make him sound more bored and Tammy says, "Don't do portamenti; it makes him sound girly. He needs to be a boor. You know, b-o-o-r." I think this is hysterical because 1. I'm a girl playing a boy and apparently I'm making him sound girly and 2. his big thing is that he's bored by everything and Tammy wants to make him into a boor. Oh, my English-geek nerves! How I love you, irony! How I adore you, homophones! (I haven't thought about homophones since like 2nd grade. This was huge. Although, I don't think they ever taught us bore and boor. WONDER WHY...)
She proceeded to nit-pick my aria and now it sounds SO much better than before. I knew what I wanted to fix but I didn't know how to fix it. The horrid thing about this aria is that it's really hard to do it well and when you do, it sounds like the simplest thing in the world. No glory, as usual. *sigh* Such is the life of a mezzo-soprano. You have to pull out some Rossini if you want respect. And, alas, we shall never do a Rossini opera in college. The boys would fold under the pressure. ;)
HOWEVER, the words "Your Russian accent is very good" came out of Tammy's mouth. I have it on tape! That made my life.
As I came out of my lesson, Dan-the-Nero-hound was waiting outside. The first words out of his mouth were "You look great." Strangely enough, the first time he ever said anything to me about how I look was when I was in costume for Valetto (a page BOY) for the opera last January. Creepy, much? I really do wonder about these boys; I got more attention dressed as one of them then I do on a daily basis. What is THAT all about? Maybe I'll figure it out this January when I play Prince Orlofsky. *shrug* Either way, Nero-Hound-Dan is not going to be in the show this January because he's going to California. Too bad; he has a nice voice.
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